Put on a Depends, and safely begin hysterical laughter.In Brucespeak, children are supposed to laugh out loud taking your guidance.(Good luck.) Or maybe you once were a teenage daughter.
is an owner's manual for anyone who once had cute little girls and now has teenage daughters and is trying to figure out what happened.
Or maybe you've got a little girl, and are trying to figure out how to prevent her from becoming a teenager.
--Richard Farr --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
In an age when many households are veritable kinder-doms, and teenagers have become a major market force, many parents feel confused by the sturm, drang und hyperactive telephone use of their teenagers.
LOST CHAPTER: Read the excerpt "That big Ten Commandments monument has been removed from the courthouse in Alabama.
It's been replaced, I believe, with eight simple rules for dating my daughter." "The book 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter is hysterically funny and universally entertaining.It's all rather reminiscent of Dave Barry, though of course Cameron's canvas is smaller, and for that reason alone, many readers will find that a whole book is a stretch.This is definitely a bathroom browse rather than material for reading cover to cover--assuming it's possible to get into the bathroom, that is; according to the author, this is a coveted parking space for strange aliens who paint themselves for hours while dreaming of Brad Pitt.He sold his first short story when he was 16 years old to The Kansas City Star and was paid .00.He graduated from Westminster College and became a freelance writer.(Rule #1: if you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.) If your little girl has moved out and a teenager has taken her place, this book will help you do something you probably thought was not possible in your situation: laugh. Thong underwear is about as sensible as wearing a slingshot"W.